THE COMING MEGAQUAKE

Hey West Coast: you guys are in trouble! According to a few websites and a frequent guest on Coast to Coast AM, the whole left side of the country's about to get Japaned. Aside from a very real storm beating the coast, the beautiful state of California's currently--allegedly--being inundated with radioactive particles form Japan. On top of that, this guy who predicts Earthquakes--or at least claims to--thinks the whole coast's due for a big one this week. Oh, and there's a nuclear reactor on the San Andreas fault that's been running with its emergency system disabled for a whole year.

Have fun swimming in Arizona Bay!