A thing that everyone had mostly forgotten was ever going to happen finally happened on Wednesday when Ted Wells released his report on the NFL's investigation into whether or not the Patriots intentionally deflated their balls before the AFC Championship last January against the Colts.The reports finds that it was "more probable than not that New England Patriots personnel participated in violations of the NFL Playing Rules and were involved in a deliberate attempt to circumvent those rules." The report also states that it was more probable than not that Tom Brady was at least generally aware of it. Damning stuff, to be sure. The most interesting part of the report, however, is the text messages between locker room attendants Jim McNally and John Jastremski. Dudes are so pumped to be talking deflated balls.
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"im going make that next ball a fuckin balloon"; "Make sure you blow up the ball to look like a rugby ball so tom can get used to it before Sunday"; "16 is nothing…wait till next sunday"
"Can‟t wait to give you your needle this week :)" [author's note: this is fucking adorable]
"Fucktom….make sure the pump is attached to the needle…..fuckinwatermelons coming"
"Better be surrounded by cash and newkicks….or its a rugby sunday"
"Maybe u will have some nice size 11s in ur locker"
"Remember to put a couple sweet pig skins ready for tom to sign"
"U got it kid…big autograph day for you"
"Nice throw some kicks in and make it real special"
"Tom must really be working your balls hard this week"
"Tom must really be on you"
"Tom is acting crazy about balls."
- "The only thing deflating sun..is his passingrating" [author's note: #nailedit]
- "jimmy needs somekicks….lets make a deal…..come on help the deflator"
- "Chill buddy imjust fuckin with you ….im not going to espn……..yet"
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