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Clown Prince Donald Trump Says Joe Flacco is an Elite Quarterback

Donald Trump answers the most pressing question of our time: is Joe Flacco elite?

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015

Welcome to the year of our lord 2015, where politics intertwine with nonsensical memes to create a vortex of pop culture idiocy. According to FOX, CNN, and the Republican Party, Donald Trump is an actual candidate for your consideration as the next President of the United States. This man could be elected to the highest office we have to offer:

This is distressing, to be sure. But also, I have enough faith in the American public's ability to only enjoy a joke for so long before realizing, hey waitaminute, maybe we don't want Donald Trump in a position of power when it comes to stuff like "nuclear weapons" and "the government." This is the greatest gift we as Americans have: Trump thinks he's exploiting us, commanding our attention with his buffoonery, but we are actually exploiting him. He's just a toy we got for Christmas that we will grow bored of in a few months.

So, anyway, here's Donald Trump saying "Joe Flacco is elite."