If any one sacred, unifying creed has held together the Olympic Games over the past few decades, it is branding. Who can forget the inspiring sight of Michael Jordan covering up the Reebok logo on the medal stand in 1992?With the Games set to start in Rio in next week, at least one group has demonstrated a keen understanding of this more crucial Olympic tenet: Brazil's cocaine traffickers. According to the Brazilian newspaper O Globo, Rio police seized 93 bags of local blow on Monday, each labeled with the famous five rings symbol and the official "Rio 2016" logo, right above a prudent warning that their nose candy is not intended for children:Rio cocaine dealers now using the Olympic logo, plus the warning 'don't use near children,' which is very thoughtful — Alex Cuadros (@alexcuadros)July 26, 2016
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So please remember, distinguished guests of Rio, that the cocaine is not an officially-sanctioned Rio 2016 product. The gas fumes, on the other hand, are readily available, with our compliments. Feel free to take a whiff.Rio 2016 spokesman says smell of gas in athletes village is totally normal. That's how you test gas is connected, he says.
— tariq panja (@tariqpanja)July 25, 2016