Ferhat Cogalan is 12 years old and already much better at soccer than you. In the highlight clip above, the pre-teen French prodigy lights it up for Valencia's youth side against Atletico Madrid in the Prodigy's Cup, a tournament for La Liga's youth teams. Besides scoring two goals in a 3-1 victory, little man is out here taking on three defenders at once and coffin nailing strikes from outside the box. Unfortunately, there's still no word on if Jurgen Klinsmann has snuck him an American passport, but one can dream.