
To put things straight, we decided to make an expert watch the film and deliver a verdict. Here we introduce Dr. Philip Coakley. That's right, our very own Dr. Phil.Dr. Phil is a real doctor in a real hospital and is currently training to specialise in, amongst other things, gastroenterology and the respiratory system. This pretty much covers all the bases in a mouth-to-anus scenario. (We don't know why his shirt was ripped, by the way. When we asked, he told us that it was a "casual shirt".)The film begins with an odd-looking security warden watching the end of the first film in a car park somewhere in the UK. At this point, Dr. Phil jumped in to clarify his position:Dr. Phil: I just want to make clear that I haven't seen the first film, but I did some research on it. Basically, with the original procedure – a mouth-to-anus join – there would be all sorts of problems. Assuming it's an airtight seal, her natural instinct would be to swallow whatever's in her mouth, but if someone were to shit into your mouth, it is likely that you would vomit it back up. That vomit would have nowhere to go and it is probable that some of it would be aspirated. In this case, you could immediately choke or die quite quickly of pneumonia. Also, I'm assuming they manage to breathe through their nose. When you cry that blocks your nose so you can't breathe. If you had an anus sewn to your mouth, you would probably be crying. Even with a cold you often can't really breath through a very blocked nose.
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