Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say goodbye to what remains of Enes Kanter. Because he dead.The homicide occurred last night, when the Rockets visited OKC and Sam Dekker let down a vicious slam over Kanter in transition. The Houston forward had allegedly been hitting the weight room in the off season, because he's carrying the weight to slide Kanter into his early grave. The game ended up 102-99, Rockets. RIP everybody.