After partying together all night celebrating Barcelona's 3-1 win over Juventus in the Champions League final, Lionel Messi and the Champions League trophy head down for a nice breakfast.
Messi: Did you sleep OK?Trophy:Messi: Good. Good. I was thinking maybe we'd take the kids to the park later.Trophy:Messi: We can do something else, I just thought it might be nice.Trophy:Messi: [sighs, makes himself busy buttering croissant]Trophy:Messi: I know, it's just sometimes it feels like we have such different interests.Trophy:Messi: No, I'm not turning it into a "thing." I'm just saying.Trophy:Messi: I like going to the club too! It just gets a little old you know? I drink a bunch of Budweiser Select out of you, pass you around for other people to drink out of you, waving you around, everyone wants to take pictures…Trophy:Messi: I know, I know. It just gets old, is all. And, like, what if I run into Pirlo?Trophy:Messi: I know you don't care, but that guy's a legend and he was really upset. I don't want to flaunt it.Trophy:Messi: Come on, you know it takes more than one player to make a team.Trophy:Messi: [grinning while he continues buttering his croissant] I know what you're doing, and it's not going to work.Trophy:Messi: Alright, fine. One more night of partying and then that's it. I'm serious.Trophy:
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