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- Transformer bra. First it's a bra; then it's a car.
- Pepper-spray bra. The time it takes to reach into your oversize purse and fish out pepper spray could be the difference between your life and death. Pepper spray should come spewing out of your boobs on command.
- Secretary bra. Someone already designed a bra that holds your cell phone, but what about a bra that takes your calls?
- Gas-mask bra. Oh wait, that already exists.
- Glade PlugIn bra. Like air freshener, but for your boobs. Also helpful for those days when you forget to put on deodorant.
- Life-proof push-up bra. At least one woman's life has been spared thanks to an enormous amount of silicone padding in a bra. Push-up bras save lives, people.
- Back-rubbing bra. If you're going to wear it all day, might as well have some kind of massaging capabilities in the back.