Here’s what to do this weekend in and around the world (Australia) ✰ OCTOBER WEEK 1 ✰
Adam Levine sold his soul to the Devil after 'Songs About Jane.
If you haven’t had Tammy’s börek, get out from under that sad rock you call home, immediately, and come into the light.
If you don't find these people sexy then A) I don't care and B) get a grip.
"You can’t forget a girl with her clit pierced."
Featuring: A Totally Unscientific Report on Whether Australians Care About the Queen
Enter: the hump day date.
[This is not sponsored by Big Oyster]
Something about the brightly lit, glitzy, open space made me feel rich, famous and charming – all the best ways to feel on a date.
"I didn’t rob that store, so you guys can jam it up your arse."
Nobody said it was easy.