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How the Football World Got Addicted to Transfer Gossip Dopamine
Do you tick all of the boxes listed here? If so, I am afraid to tell you: you are an addict.
Last Night's Barclays Showdown Managed to Warp Time Itself
After a game so frantic and frenzied it felt like one between rival prisons, we saw a title-race-proper opening up.
The Premier League's Weirdest Player Is the Christmas Hero We All Need
An ode to Callum Paterson, Cardiff City's moustachioed wiggling weirdo.
House Rules for The Best Football Pub Ever
For my generation, watching football means the pub. So here's how to create the perfect boozing and viewing scenario.
Cutting Inside Arjen Robben: The Compulsive Slaphead Who Will Kill You the Same Way Over and Over Again
It’s time to applaud a player who's been scoring the same FIFA '96 bug goal for almost 20 years.
Thiago Motta's 2-7-2 Formation and the Future of Football
A story about one man’s dream of revolutionising the sport on the pitch taking flight in the mind’s eye as something so ludicrous and stupid that it might just work.
Farewell to the Oblivion in Slaviša Jokanović's Eyes
The recently sacked Fulham manager's horrified gaze has been the most startling visual feature of the season so far.
A Love Letter to Super Sunday
Since its launch in 1993, the show has transcended football to become a ritual that has woven its way into the hungover fabric of British public life.
The Incredible Story of the Greatest Footballer to Never Play Football
For 20 years, Carlos "Kaiser" Henrique was signed to some of the best soccer teams in the world without ever actually playing for any of them.
Why the Premier League Is the Biggest Let-Down in Human History
It's an elaborate conspiracy designed to disappoint hundreds of millions of us.
Mesut Özil Is the Last Virtuoso the Premier League Has to Offer
To give this stupid, petty little country some credit, Özil's performance against Leicester City really did seem to capture the imagination of the English public.