Mark Hay
I'm Hard of Hearing. This Is How It Affects My Sex Life
“I take my hearing aid out during sex, so I don’t know when I’m being loud.”
How I Maintain a Sex Life With a Low Libido
“I want to crave sex. I remember being horny all the time when I was younger. I know I was capable of that, and I miss it.”
How Asthma Affects My Sex Life
"Our dog likes to sleep in our bed, so we need to wash the sheets or else I’m definitely going to have an asthma attack in bed."
My Body Shakes Uncontrollably. This Is How It Affects My Sex Life
"I stay away from giving oral sex if the tremors in my mouth are really bad, because that could lead to some unfortunate teeth issues."
I Have Unpredictable Seizures. This Is How I Have Sex
"I temporarily lose awareness, stare off, and make small involuntary gestures or motions—I usually turn my head to the left."
We Have ADHD. This Is How We Have (A Lot) of Sex
"We did eventually get past the horny bunny stage of our relationship, where we had sex like seven times a day."
I Survived Severe Burns. This Is How I Have Sex
"Look, if you’re a breast man, I’m not the person for you."
I Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. This Is How I Have Sex
"Everyone loves foreplay. Elongating it as much as possible helps."
I'm Physically Unable to Speak. This Is How I Have Sex
"If we’re facing in the same direction, like in doggy-style, it’s hard for me to communicate using nonverbal cues."
I Have Chronic Vertigo. This Is How I Have Sex
"If we want to have sex, we won’t go out for a meal with a lot of sodium in it that day."
I Have Unpredictable Chronic Pain. This Is How I Have Sex
"I actually like penetration better. It used to be the least sensitive part for me. Now, I can feel it more, and it helps me orgasm."
My OCD Makes Me Anxious About Being Dirty. Here's How I Have Sex
“Maybe it doesn’t matter if my underwear touches the couch. Maybe something bad will happen, or maybe not. I’ll deal with that later.”