T. Kid
Stoned Zombie in a Haunted House
I've gotten stoned at work before, but smoking weed and working as a zombie at a haunted house didn't go well together.
Don't Smoke Out Your Neighbors
I smoked out my friend's neighbor, and then the neighbor made me call the cops because he was hallucinating that he was a victim of a home invasion.
It's Always Best to Keep Your Mouth Shut
Over the years, I’ve learned that it’s generally best to keep your mouth shut in a sticky situation. It took me a few run-ins with the police in my teenage years to figure this out.
T. Kid's High School Reunion
I hadn’t planned on returning to my hometown, but part of me just wanted to burn one with the old crew and gawk at the people from my high school—people whom I would probably never see again, reliving their bleak, suburban glory days.
T. Kid's Big Haircut
After years of old white people staring at my weird haircut, I finally decided to chop off my long hair.
Philadelphia's Cily Council Voted to Decriminalize Weed
Let's celebrate with a story about a Philly cop who loves weed.
T. Kid's Guide to Getting Rid of Weed at a Wedding
My friend got caught with marijuana at a wedding. Here's how he got rid of it.
T. Kid on Tobacco
As Americans move towards acceptance of weed, they are building an intolerance for my second favorite thing to smoke: tobacco.
My Friend John Was Slow Because He Was Illiterate, Not Because He Smoked Weed
John and I smoked weed together every day, but I didn't know he was illiterate until we both worked as summer canvassers for a shitty nonprofit environmental organization.
Driving and Blazing
Blazing and driving is one of the world's greatest pleasures, but I have to avoid a million obstacles to avoid getting caught.