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Saturday Night on Zeta - 9711
Don't you hate how television is now a pile of shitty reality TV shows and binge-watching dramas? It isn't what it was 700,000 years ago in outer space.
How to Flirt at Work without Humiliating Yourself
You're already wasting your youth, don't waste your pheromones too.
Hey Internet, Do These Boys Want Me or Not?
Lots of girls (not all of them, just the ones like me, the ones with hair and tits and smartphones) are really fucking weird. We spend a scary amount of time deciphering texts from losers with potentially cute dicks, and often we can't make heads or...
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Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Coy Attraction
Look yourself in the mirror and say, “God made flirts and flirts don’t squirt!” then slap yourself across the face.
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