footballer profiles

  • Why I Fucking Love Charlie Adam

    Charlie Adam has the turning circle of the Exxon Valdez and the stamina of an asthmatic. But these facts only serve to enhance his status as a Premier League player.

  • Nigel Pearson – What's Wrong, Mate?

    Nigel Pearson is the most bizarre and complex English manager to arrive on the scene in years. What's up with the buzz-topped Leicester boss? Maybe he just needs a hug.

  • Boring Boring Milner, Best in the World

    Boring? Unquestionably. But James Milner is more than a mere functionary – he's a man in control of his own brilliance.

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