'Jonty, as your brother, I am duty-bound to love you. But I cannot abide your life of leather thong necklaces and polo popped collars beneath Ducati-branded jackets'
London Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Ecuadorian Hell-Hovel in Knightsbridge!
Few caveats on how you qualify to rent there but we can work round that.
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