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Police Shot a Black Friday Shoplifter and New J.D. Salinger Stories Leaked
Because this week was Thanksgiving, I worried I would have no bad news to recap. Thankfully, cops shot a shoplifter on Black Friday, the producer of The Bachelor went H.A.M. on an old lady, and some asshole leaked J.D. Salinger stories.
Pissing in a Candy Urinal at Willy Wonka's Latest Store
I visited Sweet! Hollywood, the Willy Wonka-themed candy shop that opened in the cultural abomination known as the Hollywood & Highland Center. I knew I was in for an unparalleled dose of crippling ennui.
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