Menk, by John Doran
Ain't There One Damn Song That Can Make Me Break Down and Cry
Will Self famously said that all aeroplanes should be completely transparent. "Fuck that," I replied.
Trudging Slowly Over Wet Sand
Here is a list of ideas. You can use them in any way you see fit. I don’t care.
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Ring the Alarm and not a Sound Is Dying
The trouble started before I even got to Heathrow. Stuck between underground stations outside of Acton Town, my cell phone rang. "Hi. Yes? This is Necrobutcher from Mayhem."
Crystal World with Winter Flowers
Why am I constantly imagining killing literally everyone in the most horrible way possible?
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Menk - Cut a Six Inch Valley Through the Middle of My Soul
Modern culture is conspiring to make me a confused old man.
Menk - I Betrayed You. You Trusted Me and I Betrayed You.
My private and public wars with Primal Scream's Bobby Gillespie.
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I Think That Someone's Trying to Kill Me
Music journalism's a pretty safe profession until you tell the insane they're shit.
Let's Piss on the City That's Burning Down There
Two old alcoholics remember the day blackbirds started to fall out of the sky on fire.