pooping
A Girl's Guide to Not Being a Dick This Summer
Summer's great because everyone looks hotter and the place you live becomes a place to explore rather than endure, but it also contains plenty of chances for you to embarrass yourself.
I Can’t Stop Pooping
Around the time I started having anal sex with my high school boyfriend, my life changed forever. Specifically, it became a lot more focused on excuses for having to go to the bathroom.
If You Could Eliminate One Bodily Function, What Would It Be?
We asked the fine people of Toronto what bodily function they would eliminate, if they could choose one to get rid of. Apparently, crying is better than ejaculating and snot is grosser than poop.
Would You Want to Fly if It Meant Not Being Able to Walk?
At one time or another, everyone has looked up at birds floating through the sky like it's nothing and gone, “Maaaaann, I wish I could fly!” But how do we know birds aren’t looking down at us going, “Shit! I wish I could walk around on the ground. I...