renting
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Flat For Rent Will Induce An Existential Breakdown
Let's say you wake up here one morning. How long would it take till you cracked and went mad?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat So Bad It Will Make You Quit London
Calling it a “bedroom” seems like a slur on other, actual, functional bedrooms.
Stop Fantasising About Living on a Houseboat
Don't be fooled – it involves a lot more than just cruising a boat down a canal on a sunny day.
The Unique Shitness of University Landlords
There is a special place in hell for landlords who exploit students who have yet to learn about tenancy rights.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Attic With an Ominous Hole For a Grand
“I do not know whether a small yellowing man with grey teeth might scuttle through there and hiss at you at night. I would have to check.”
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Some Guy’s Sofa for £850
Ah, oh: The cost of living crisis is finally hitting London’s horny landlords.
Why Is It So Hard to Rent a Flat Right Now?
It's like competing in "Hunger Games", except you win a roof over your head and you still have to pay £950 a month for it.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: This Flat Is Literally Just a Room
A flat so stupidly tiny that even Foxtons took the listing down.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Child-Sized Bed and a Microwave For £950
Probably not suitable for anyone who wants to sleep or eat three hot meals a day.
All the Ridiculous Ways Landlords Have Stolen People's Deposits
“I had some cigarette butts outside my house and the landlord came around demanding a £10 cash fine.”
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Even the Rich are Doing Beds in Kitchens
If this is what £2,499 a month buys you, then the rest of us will soon be toast.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: £1,100 to Pay Your Neighbour’s Bills
Mentally, I am wondering exactly which step my ancestors took that led us all to here.