Sam Allardyce
Reflections On The Sam Allardyce Scandal: Bowing Out With A Pint Of Wine
With Big Sam in the shit after an undercover sting by The Telegraph, we explore the biggest question thrown up by the investigation: seriously, is he drinking a pint of fucking wine?
England Manager Sam Allardyce Caught in Premier League Transfer Market Sting
Allardyce got busted teaching "Far East businessmen" how to scam the transfer market. Oops.
From Obsession to Apathy: Falling Out of Love With Blackburn Rovers
Once champions of England, Blackburn Rovers have fallen on hard times since their purchase by the deeply unpopular Venky's Group. An increasingly empty Ewood Park tells a sad story – fans of the club are gradually falling out of love with their team.
Antonio, Antonio, Wherefore Art Thou Antonio: Eulogising West Ham's England Hopeful
In our next Premier League Review, we wax lyrical about England’s unlikely new champion, Michail Antonio.
Jurgen Klinsmann Had Nothing to Lose by Keeping Silent About England
Sam Allardyce may have the job, but it may as well have resealed Jurgen Klinsmann's USMNT contract.
Arise Sam Allardyce, England’s Post-Brexit Saviour of Choice
Big Sam is a heroic saviour wrapped in multiple layers of Greggs' meal deals.
Comparing England’s Depressing Managerial Options: Steve Bruce vs. Big Sam
After a week of talks with the FA, it looks like a straight fight between Steve Bruce and Sam Allardyce for the England job. Who’s more likely to lead the Three Lions to glory, then?
Sam Allardyce Is The Manager That England Truly Deserves
In an era of unimaginativeness for England, Big Sam is the ideal man for the job. Now come on, you fookin’ ingrates, and win them second balls!
Which of These Utterly Underwhelming Candidates Will Be the Next England Boss?
After Roy Hodgson's inevitable resignation last night, England are looking for a new manager. Unfortunately there is a major dearth of candidates for the role.
Mark Clattenburg’s Tongue And Sam Allardyce’s Marbella Madness Have Ushered In A New Era of Man
If Clattenburg has destroyed everything we know, Allardyce has laid the foundations for a new world. Only one thing is certain: nothing will ever be the same again.
In Saving Sunderland From Relegation, Big Sam Has Gone Absolutely Supermassive
Against all the odds, Big Sam has salvaged Sunderland's season. Take that Newcastle, you fookin' ingrates.
Leicester City Celebrates, Tottenham Falters and John Terry Exits: The Premier League Review
It’s all over for John Terry, Sam Allardyce has built himself a beautiful mind palace, while Leicester City have moved us to tears of pure joy.