Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
No matter how fucked-up you get, Chucks will always anchor the mayhem and make it look like you have your shit together.
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Maybe it’s growing up on Doctor Who but there’s something magical about a pretty good-looking girl wearing a big scarf
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
It's funny how girls spend tens of thousands of dollars on clothes and then getting new clothes and selling the old clothes, when the one we will always love more than anyone is that first girlfriend from 12th grade who wore the same shirt every day...
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
You’re so fucking sleepy that not only do you have to nap in the park like a baby, but you also have to take your shoes off so your tootsies can air out?
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
We’ve had about ten guys in the DON’Ts recently for mixing Chucks with ties and ending up with “child actor at awards show.”
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
I was sad because I had no shoes, then I saw a guy who had folded two pot-leaf-emblazoned pieces of attic insulation over his feet and tied them with Scotch tape and I was like, “Wait, what the fuck is going on with that guy?”
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
We were going to slap her when we got home because Grammy and Grampy’s closet is strictly off-limits.
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Oh jeez, will you look at that. You mis-matched your chinchillan clog-toppers again.
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
It would be cool if we had this DO announcer lady that would go to your door and tell you when you made it and the people would be all, “Are you serious? We’re in?”
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
Whoever is at the bottom of this cliff is about to be crushed by a jazzalanche.
Slice of Sneaker Dos and Don'ts
This guy reeks of good vibes like his ass just farted my favorite song.