Sunderland
Struggling Sunderland, Southampton and Stoke: Assessing The Teams at The Wrong End of The Table
In our third and final Premier League Preview, we look to the struggles of the three ‘S’s and assess their hopes ahead of a crucial weekend.
Squandered Talent, Bygone Youth: The Salutary Tale of Nicklas Bendtner
Nicklas Bendtner once held ambitions to be amongst the greatest strikers in the world. Now, he could be on his way to Nottingham Forest. So where did it all go wrong?
Several Teams, Including Plucky Arsenal, Still Looking for a Win: Premier League Previews
With the table starting to take shape at this point, several sides are still in need of their first wins. In our third Premier League Preview, we take a look at the slow starters.
David Moyes' Retirement Cottage: The Premier League Review
In the second part of our Premier League review, we discuss Sunderland’s eternal predicament, and our desire to see Bob Mortimer get a regular slot on Match of the Day.
Cristhian Stuani Scores An Absolute Screamer for Middlesbrough
Recently promoted Boro has opened up their account in the Premier League with an absolute stunner against Sunderland.
An Urgent Conference on Jeremy Corbyn’s Dad Dancing
Who among us has not, ever, misjudged the tone of a room and bust for a pretty second into a dance move, before sadly slinking out of it again?
Premier League Previews: Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland & Swansea City
Our fourth Premier League preview brings together Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland and Swansea City. All will harbour hopes of a top-half finish, but there is a real chance that at least one will be drawn into the relegation battle this term.
Dicing With the Drop: Assessing This Season's Premier League Relegation Battle
There are arguably nine sides that look as though they are at significant risk of relegation this term. With the new season almost upon us, Jonathan Wilson assesses their chances.
Arise Sam Allardyce, England’s Post-Brexit Saviour of Choice
Big Sam is a heroic saviour wrapped in multiple layers of Greggs' meal deals.
Jozy Altidore's Long Road to Europe and Back
With Toronto in New York town to play NYCFC, we took Jozy to a local soccer bar and talked through his long and winding road as a professional and his hopes for Haiti in Copa America.
In Saving Sunderland From Relegation, Big Sam Has Gone Absolutely Supermassive
Against all the odds, Big Sam has salvaged Sunderland's season. Take that Newcastle, you fookin' ingrates.
Leicester City Celebrates, Tottenham Falters and John Terry Exits: The Premier League Review
It’s all over for John Terry, Sam Allardyce has built himself a beautiful mind palace, while Leicester City have moved us to tears of pure joy.