Yesterday I took one of those Buzzfeed quizzes called "What Famous Person Should You Get High With." I was hoping for Rihanna because, duh. However, I got Snoop Dogg and I instantly thought about how I would be nervous to get high with Snoop Dogg because that's like asking someone if they'd want to dance next to Beyoncé—of course the fuck not, why would you want to do something with someone who is the best at doing that one thing?
Anyway, apparently Snoop Dogg is in Australia right now—well, we know he's still there because he's Instagramming photos of the weather reports with the caption "Great night !!"—and this morning, firefighters were called to his hotel for a "false alarm." Of course, while the fire department was there, smoke from Snoop's room set off another "false alarm."
"It was pretty funny," Trevor Bowen, senior station officer, told The Guardian. "We had a brush with Mr Snoop himself. He asked us for a photo because he said he always wanted to be a firefighter.”
And honestly, this is what makes Snoop Dogg/Snoop Lion/Mr. Snoop one of the greatest human beings out there. He went and posted the photos to his Instagram with the captions "Fire dept Shut it down !!" and "Blew it down !!"
I want to be high enough to where I convince firefighters—when called to my hotel room for smoking so much weed—to pose for photos with me. Anyway, happy Friday!