Bobbleheads are played. Why would you craft a man's graven image to stick in a purgatorial state of constant nodding yes-man assent? No, it is not dignified, and no way to treat a ballplayer, free and spry as they are. It is particularly not fitting for an demigod like Bartolo Colon, a man who deserves more than a rictus grin and a constantly bobbing head. He deserves better, and he has gotten it. Enter the bobble gut.The folks @CLARKtoys are selling Bartolo Bobble Stomachs pic.twitter.com/e1eLKKvoHx
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 20, 2016
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If he has a sense of humor about it, so too should we. So bobble on, gut. Bobble on.You can buy a Bartolo Colon figurine with a bobble-gut https://t.co/a3XKVHACJi pic.twitter.com/hMLztWN8HJ
— SI Extra Mustard (@SI_ExtraMustard) May 20, 2016