The DIIV Guy Needs to Stop Complaining

HOMIE YOU SEEMED SURPRISED THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS AN INDUSTRY? THE WORD "INDUSTRY" IS IN THE NAME OF IT B.YOU THINK YOU KICKIN OUT JAMS TO OVERDOSE TO IS EXEMPT FROM CAPITALISM? YOU'RE BUGGIN'.

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Jul 11 2013, 4:00pm

LET ME TELL YOU NIGGAS WHY MY EDITOR IS A GREAT HUMAN BEING. THIS NIGGA SENDS ME JOBS AND MAKES IT SO ALL I GOTTA DO IS CLICK SOME LINKS AND LEARN ALL ABOUT WHAT I'M POSED TO BE WRITING ABOUT B. MEANWHILE YOUR COLLEAGUES AT WORK WILL SWITCH THE SIGNS ON THE BATHROOMS JUST TO MAKE YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT AND LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU GO IN THE BATHROOM AND SEE YOUR BOSS SQUATTING ON THE TOILET CUZ SHE DON'T WANNA CATCH HERPES FROM THE TOILET SEAT. NOW YOU GOT WILD AWKWARD INTERACTIONS WITH YOUR BOSS B. WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO IS "ABOVE YOU" IN THE CORPORATE LADDER SQUATTING DOWN DOING PEEPEE, THEY BASICALLY CAN'T TELL YOU NOTHING EVER AGAIN, THAT'S IT B THEY LOST YOUR RESPECT SUBCONSCIOUSLY. EVEN IF YOU STILL SCARED TO TELL JOSE TO PUNCH YOUR TIMECARD IN THE BACK OF YOUR MIND YOU LIKE "THAT BITCH BE SQUATTING ON THE TERLET SMH"

DIIV IS SQUATTING DOWN ON THE TOILET CUZ YOU SCARED TO PEE MUSIC. I WILL LISTEN TO THIS IN MY HEADPHONES BECAUSE IT IS WELL CRAFTED HEROIN MUSIC BUT I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO THIS SHIT WHILE I'M CRUISING DOWN GRAND CONCOURSE THROWIN GANG SIGNS OUT THE WINDOW WHILE MY TWO INFANT SONS SLEEP IN THEY BABY CAR CHAISES.

I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU ABOUT AN INTERVIEW THIS NIGGA DID WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT KURT COBAIN AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT. KURT COBAIN WAS KINDA LAME B. I KNOW IF YOU A 90'S NIGGA THAT'S LIKE BLASPHEMY OR WHATEVER BLAH BLAH BLAH CHANGED THE FACE OF MUSIC ETC ETC VOICE OF A GENERATION. NIGGA WAS A JUNKIE WHO GOT RICH THEN HE DID RICH JUNKIE SHIT LIKE NOT CARE ABOUT SHIT EXCEPT GETTING HIGH AND ACT SMUG ABOUT HIS "ART" WHILE ACCEPTING CORPORATE MONEY CUZ DUH NIGGA HEROIN IS EXPENSIVE. YOU KNOW THE NIGGA WAS MAKIN BAD LIFE DECISIONS CUZ HE GOT COURTNEY LOVE PREGNANT AND SHORTY HAS LOOKED LIKE A 57 YEAR OLD WOMAN HER WHOLE LIFE. COURTNEY LOVE WAS BORN LOOKING LIKE YOUR TITI YVETTE WHO IS 58 AND BE AT THE SALSA NIGHT OF YOUR LOCAL BAR STRAIGHT UP YOUNG COCK HUNTING. ANYWAY THIS AIN'T ABOUT HIM IT'S ABOUT THIS NIGGA. BUT IF I WAS HIM I WOULDA BEEN LIKE "I'M THE NEXT FUTURE" CUZ THAT DUDE IS A TALENT OF LEGENDARY PROPORTIONS.

HOMIE YOU SEEMED SURPRISED THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS AN INDUSTRY? THE WORD "INDUSTRY" IS IN THE NAME OF IT B. EVERYTHING IS A FUCKIN' INDUSTRY. MY KIDS LEARNING HOW TO COUNT IS A FUCKIN' INDUSTRY! YOU THINK YOU KICKIN OUT JAMS TO OVERDOSE TO IS EXEMPT FROM CAPITALISM? YOU'RE BUGGIN. YOU NOT NEW MY NIGGA. EVERYBODY IS ON YOUR ASS CUZ YOU SOUND LIKE THE ILL CONTRADICTORY DICKHEAD B. "CORPORATIONS WAAAH WAAAH CONSUMERISM WAAAH!!!" *MODELS FOR COMPANY THAT MAKES THOUSAND DOLLAR HANDKERCHIEFS* ARE YOU SERIOUS MY PAL? GET A GRIP NIGGA, THIS IS A VERY POIGNANT EXAMPLE OF A NIGGA THAT MAKES SERVICEABLE MUSIC GETTING TAKEN DOWN A NOTCH FOR SOUNDING LIKE A FUCKING GOOFBALL IN INTERVIEWS. WE KNOW MUSICIANS PAY 100 PEOPLE, EVERY ENTERTAINMENT PERSON PAYS 100 PEOPLE. I HAVE A LAWYER AN AGENT AND A MANAGER AND I EAT PEANUT BUTTER OUT THE JAR FOR DINNER. THAT SHIT IS PAR FOR THE COURSE B. IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT THEN JUST FIRE ALL THOSE NIGGAS AND PROMOTE YOURSELF. YOU WON'T DO THAT THOUGH CUZ POP STARLETS WOULDN'T SUCK YOUR DICK NO MORE AND NOBODY WOULD ORGANIZE YOUR LIFE SO ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WRITE CAUCASIAN HAIKUS AND GO DO DRUGS AT THE HOTEL YOU HAVE BEEN PROVIDED. GIMME A BREAK MY GUY. YOU COULD GET MAD AT SXSW BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY NOT RACIST FRENCHMEN DON'T MEAN THE SHIT IS ANY DIFFERENT. THEY ALL WANT MONEY. EVERYBODY WANTS MONEY.

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