Screenshot via IG / @coseezy
Steph Curry scheduled all kinds of shenanigans for his 30th birthday party Monday night. First off, the man pulled up on a yacht:But let me draw your attention to the moment of crowning glory—Klay Thompson literally getting down to the 1997 hit song about getting erections while dancing, "Too Close" by Next:
And then he was somehow being fed ribs by disembodied hands while sitting on stage as E40 performed:
And then he invited a whole shitload of people to come up on stage to dance:There's even 19 minutes of this business on YouTube if you really can't get your fill. Also, what's Steve Kerr doing up there dancing? The man has a bad back!
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It's a good thing that Klay's got such a pure shooting form, because his dancing form is… hella bad.Anyway, I hope they had fun, and have enough brain cells and non-injured limbs to play against the Lakers tomorrow. But then again: maybe playing the Lakers feels like taking a day off nowadays anyway.UPDATE (Tuesday, 5:17pm)Seems like they did take a day off today at least:
UPDATE (Wednesday 3:38pm)So it turns out that there are a suspicious number of injuries after Steph's birthday:
Alright, so maybe Klay injured his hand from this play against the Grizzlies, and not falling down while dancing like a goon:
But still. Very suspicious.