13 Lessons From the Future with Zedd and Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande, heiress to heavenly Mariah Carey vocal runs, and Zedd, heir to Calvin Harris dance/pop crossover domination, have linked up for a song that is the future of radio titled "Break Free." In an inevitable turn of events, the up-and-coming pop princess has gone all dancefloor cray and the king of making tweens loose their shit to bass drops goes pop. It's the most perfect union since Kanye West married the female version of himself, Kim Kardashian.

Since their union so obviously defines the future of music, Zedd and Grande's video also takes place in the future. Duh. Turns out there's a thing or two we can learn from them about what living in outer space is all about. Take notes.

1. First, let's make sure you know this is all true. Science says so. Who are the scientists? Unconfirmed.

2. Everything in outer space is tinted pink. Cuuuuute.

3. This guy's face—not so cute.

4. You can still vogue on a spaceship.

5. You can still strip in zero gravity.

6. Austin Powers was right about fembots. In a couple of lightyears they will also be pop stars with amazing voices.

7. A blazing, fiery hell still exists in outer space. Sorry not sorry.

8. The only piece of jewlery Ariana Grande wears this entire video is this little red Kabbalah string. ***Illuminati??***

9. Finally, the part I am most looking forward to—lazer-beam lipstick.

10. Mission control is actually Zedd's DJ booth!

11. Gay rights are a non-issue.

12.This little guy protecting the Beats Pill becuase one DJ is not enough.

13. OH MY GOD she might have been dating an alien the entire time.

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