Three words: President John Kerry.
She's launched a campaign to shame the Republican presidential candidate with 1,000 tiny dildos.
Most voters know almost nothing, and your ballot won't affect the outcome in a national election. But it's still probably a good idea to vote.
Many people don't much care for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, but will they be pissed off enough to take their votes to one of the country's many totally reasonable and not at all eccentric third parties?
On the campaign trail with Sean Haugh.
I talked to Gary Johnson, the Libertarian Party's anti-war, pro-gay marriage, pro-choice, anti-tax, anti-Fed, pro-pot, pro-gun, anti-government candidate and the guy I'll probably vote for.