Men Explain, in Great Detail, Why They Don't Eat Pussy
Previously, we explored the psychology of men who refuse to perform oral sex on their female partners, but we were unable to find any brave enough to go on the record. After the article's publication, they sought us out in very gregarious droves.
Why Do So Many Adult Men Keep Their Mattresses On The Floor?
Despite most bed frames costing less than a month's worth of cold brews, there appears to be an epidemic of grown-ass men refusing to hoist their mattresses onto one. We investigate.