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Our New Cover Rules, Fart-Knockers

It features two perpetually chortling idiots you might know.

by VICE Staff
15 November 2011, 12:00am

Behold the cover of the November issue, which features two perpetually chortling retards you might know.

If the early leak of our interview with Mike Judge (shot by Terry Richardson) wasn't a big enough clue, our November issue is our TP for Your Bunghole issue. It hits the streets on the 16th of November (that's tomorrow). Not much more to say, except that you'd better get your ass to somewhere that carries the mag and pick up a copy – we might all be flailing around in digital muck these days, but with a cover like that, these fuckers are going to go like diarrhoea cha-cha-cha.

But if you don't have the legs below that ass to get you anywhere, or to one of our launch parties...

SNUGGLING UP WITH FERAL RACCOONS IS EASY AND FUN!

INVESTIGATING A BIG-BUSINESS MURDER MYSTERY IN THE AMAZON!

VISITING THE WORLD'S LARGEST PSILOCYBIN-CONTAINING TRUFFLE FACTORY!

LISTENING TO SERBIAN TURBOFOLK!

RICHARD KERN TAKING PHOTOS OF A PRETTY GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE AMANDA KNOX!

BABES ON WHEELS!

A$AP ROCKY AND HIS FRIENDS REENACTING SOME FAMOUS ALBUM COVERS!

And a ton more gold.