The Best of VICE This Week

We've rounded everything up for you because you're lazy and we're nice like that.

January 25, 2013, 8:00am

Happy Friday. Here's the best stuff we've spent the week filling your brain with.

We need to jettison this shit if we're ever going to be able to get on with our lives.

Building road blockades and learning how not to get shot by the Israeli army.

Put your sex goggles on, perverts, and let's get out on the prowl.

In the next ten years, political correctness will stop going mad and start going HAM.

I always thought he would just stun people with a karate chop like James Bond.

It's gonna take a new kind of messiah to evade pop's gigantic black hole.

What will getting fucked up be like in ten years time?

But, according to the authorities, it's definitely not a racist phenomenon.

Is it dead? Is it coming back? Why can no one agree? Who gives a shit?

Don't let the world make you feel so damn unpretty.

If the "white saviour" and China stop interfering, it just might be.

Invisibility panties are just the tip of the iceberg.