Mourinho's Mind Games: This Weekend in the Premier League
It might have been a truncated weekend of Premier League action, but oh boy was it a good one.
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We Bid Thee, Big Sam, Awaken: The Return Of England’s Prodigal Son
Somewhere on the Costa Blanca, a primal power stirs and awakens. It is Big Sam, he is dressed like Henry V, and he is about to descend on England like an avenging angel to slay those ungrateful fooks at the FA.
alan sugar says: you're fired!
Pards, Bilic, Bibbledy Bob: Previewing The Premier League Sack Race
In the final Premier League Preview of the week, we take an educated guess at which manager will be next for the chop.
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School of Pard Knocks: Reviewing Swansea vs. Crystal Palace
In the first part of our Premier League Review, we look back on an absolutely mental game at the Liberty Stadium, and what it might mean for the man, the legend, Alan Pardew.
birthday cake and snaffled dinners
Yaya Toure and Teflon Pards: Reviewing Crystal Palace vs. Manchester City
In the third portion of our Premier League Review, we look to Yaya Toure and Alan Pardew, two men whose fortunes went in markedly different directions this weekend.
The Neutral's Guide To Falling In Love With… Crystal Palace
In a new monthly series, we ask football fans what makes them love their clubs. Here, Crystal Palace fans, in their own words, tell us how to appreciate the joys of Selhurst Park.
alan pardew: football's answer to hector berlioz
Super, Super Al, Super Alan Pardew: A Paean To The Manager Who Gives Least Fucks
In our third Premier League Preview of the week, we admit our grudging admiration for Alan Pardew, sort of.
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Premier League Previews: Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City & Leicester City
In part two of our Premier League previews we're assessing the fortunes of Crystal Palace, Everton, Hull City and Leicester City.
Jim Weeks & Will Magee
we should decide by referendum
Which of These Utterly Underwhelming Candidates Will Be the Next England Boss?
After Roy Hodgson's inevitable resignation last night, England are looking for a new manager. Unfortunately there is a major dearth of candidates for the role.
UK Sports Staff
alan pardew's endless anecdotes
Alan Pardew’s After-Dinner Speaking: The Semi-Definitive Guide To The FA Cup Final
If Man United win the FA Cup final, it might just prolong the turgid reign of Louis van Gaal. If Crystal Palace triumph, we will have to listen to Alan Pardew bang on about it for all time.
East of Eden: The Premier League Review
Leicester survive without Jamie Vardy, Eden Hazard finds form at the most convenient time, and Rafa Benitez is reincarnated as a beautiful magpie.
No Vardy, No Party? This Weekend In The Premier League...
Newcastle and Sunderland are locked in a fight to the death, Jamie Vardy is banned from attending his own party, and Mesut Özil is ready to die for Olivier Giroud's sins.