england football team
the wayne rooney pint glass controversy
The Spirit Of Big Sam Compels You: Analysing The Wayne Rooney Wine Fiasco
With The Sun speculating that Wayne Rooney got completely off his tits after England’s win against Scotland last week, we ask the big questions about the latest national team wine scandal.
sun sex and suspicious england fans
England, Scotland, Lager, Chips: Exploring British Football Culture On Lanzarote
If you enjoy being called "geezer" by a Spanish waiter in a bar covered in England flags, then Lanzarote is the place to be for the duration of the international break.
eat ma fitba ya wee prick
We Asked Scottish Football Fans Whether Their Rivalry With England is Alive and Well
Ahead of Scotland's World Cup qualifying clash with England, we got the Scottish perspective on a rivalry that was once among the most intense in international football.
resigning in the shitter
True Nobility In The Bogs: Remembering The End Of Kevin Keegan’s England Reign
On this day, 16 years ago, England lost their last ever match at the old Wembley Stadium. What ensued was both hilarious and poignant, in the way that only Kevin Keegan could be.
the eternal promise of cherno samba
What Happens Next For Championship Manager Wonderkid Cherno Samba?
In the early noughties, Cherno Samba was the ultimate acquisition on Championship Manager. In reality, he never quite lived up to his virtual billing, though he still has endless potential for greatness.
Matthew Stanger, The Set Pieces
the bruising battle for the england job
Comparing England’s Depressing Managerial Options: Steve Bruce vs. Big Sam
After a week of talks with the FA, it looks like a straight fight between Steve Bruce and Sam Allardyce for the England job. Who’s more likely to lead the Three Lions to glory, then?
Missed Opportunities and Abject Failure: Ranking the Worst Teams of Euro 2016
With Euro 2016 complete, we can now look back at who overachieved, who let the side down, and who the hell thought Harry Kane should take corners.
UK Sports Staff
farewell roy hodgson
"These Things Happen" – How Hodgson's England Were Doomed From Day One
Roy Hodgson's record at major tournaments demonstrates that a man who convinces himself defeat is unavoidable will encounter it quickly, brutally and very, very often.
Undercover Film Shows England Fans Chanting Racist Abuse at Euro 2016
Some fans sing racist songs outside French bars, while one man appears to make comments of an explicitly sexual nature to a child.
UK Sports Staff
many more years of hurt
Tragedy, Comedy, Steve McClaren: England Crash Out of Euro 2016
In the most perfect, farcical circumstances of all, England have bombed out of Euro 2016. It was tragic, but also inevitable, and somehow Steve McClaren’s fault.
no more years of hurt?
Curative Football or Collective Trauma? Previewing England vs. Iceland
In our first preview of the Round of 16, Jonathan Wilson anticipates England's gameplan against Iceland, and asks whether Roy Hodgson's men can finally fulfil their abundant potential.
iceland fans taking the piss
Icelandic Holiday Company Offers England Squad Free Whale-Watching Trip “As Bandage For Wounded Pride”
The management at the North Sailing holiday company are dead certain that Iceland are going to beat England on Monday, and want to offer the losers some compensation.
UK Sports Staff