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Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Whole New Category of Landlord Monstrosity

A flat that you can live in from Monday to Friday – but absolutely NOT on the weekends!
Joel Golby
20 hours ago
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Glossy Goth Porn Set in... Kensington!

Imagine if 'Footballers Wives' got rebooted, but the location budget only stretched to £1,300 a month. This is what you'd get.
Joel Golby
8.14.19
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Rental Opportunity of the Week: Everything Wrong with This Kitchen... in Clapton!

Truly a new take on the concept of "a kitchen" here.
Joel Golby
8.7.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week... IDK Why, But This Has Finished Me!

Just £795 a month, to live here, a flat with almost zero natural light – in Brent Cross.
Joel Golby
8.1.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: The World's Worst Holiday in… Swiss Cottage!

Fancy getting away to London? Don't! Do not!
Joel Golby
7.24.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Bitter Reality of Renting in This Hell City

If, that is, you're stuck with somewhere like this.
Joel Golby
7.17.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: Wait... Is This a Joke?

Yes, fine, it's in San Francisco, not London— but just look at it.
Joel Golby
7.10.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: a New Landlord Scam in an Imaginary Part of London!

Once again: the "semi-studio flat" is simply not a thing!
Joel Golby
7.3.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Void to Hell… in Shepherd's Bush!

Fire blanket stapled to the wall: check. Shower that opens directly into the living space: check. Screaming hell-mouth next to your bed: check.
Joel Golby
6.26.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Murderer's Crashpad (?)… in Stoke Newington!

At some point you have to ask yourself the question: are you a human being, or are you luggage?
Joel Golby
6.19.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: An Insanely-Angled Ceiling… in South Harrow!

Not going to use Pythagoras' Theorem to figure out how much less of a room you'd be renting than anyone else but... one of you nerds can.
Joel Golby
6.12.19
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London Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Toilet Shower... in Clapton!

The toilet is the shower is the shower is the toilet.
Joel Golby
6.5.19
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