Joel Golby's guide to the hell that is renting in London.
Conservatories are not good places to spend any amount of time, let alone fully live in.
Pay £1,625 a month to shit two feet from your pillow.
An aesthetic beloved by satellite town weed dealers and that weird nocturnal lad in your uni halls.
I have never seen this before, but I fear I'll be seeing a lot more of it.
Not because of any of the usual shit. Because of something else.
Here: essentially student halls, for £1,200 a month, in fucking Willesden.
I initially looked at this and thought, 'Good.' Then I looked again.
Or: £900 a month for a thin room in Enfield, with carpets the colour of concrete.
In this case, you're living with six other people, paying over £1,000 a month for a bedroom with a tiled floor.
Feels like there's a new one of these every week.
Pay £1,000 a month, to very literally shit where you sleep.