premier league football
These Guys Played 'Premier League Manager 99' for a Thousand Seasons
In August of 2017, N.R. and L.C. finally finished the game, having reached the year 3000.
How London's Economic Dominance is Strangling Soccer in the North-East
London's status as the centre of finance, culture and politics affects every other part of Britain, but nowhere more than the north-east. This is reflected in the region's football clubs, which are struggling to compete with their southern rivals.
Fake Crowd Noise and Upton Park Explosions – Reviewing West Ham at the Olympic Stadium
What's going on with West Ham United and their stadium that we all have to pay for? They are losing lots of games and pumping in fake crowd noise, that's what.
Gary Lineker and The Portal of Hell: The Premier League Review
Hark, the Premier League has returned! Behold, Gary Lineker’s diabolical knackers!
Enter, Zlatan: An Epic Hero For Our Absurd Age
As the country falls in on itself, its football league provides a heady, dazzling distraction. Zlatan is a fitting hero for our absurd and enthralling age.
Premier League Previews: Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland & Swansea City
Our fourth Premier League preview brings together Southampton, Stoke City, Sunderland and Swansea City. All will harbour hopes of a top-half finish, but there is a real chance that at least one will be drawn into the relegation battle this term.
The Jon Moss Show (or, the Premier League Review)
The north-east is stirring, Jon Moss is on the naughty step and Arsenal fans are ruining football for everyone.
City vs Chelsea, Ranieri's Jelly Sandals, and Relegation Hyperinflation: This Weekend In The Premier League
The next round of fixtures should serve as a timely reminder that Chelsea are shit, Louis van Gaal will always underwhelm us, and Claudio Ranieri wears managerial jelly sandals.
Ronald Koeman, Mighty Samurai: The Premier League Review
Ronald Koeman's plucky Southampton brushed aside Newcastle at the weekend, while mighty Leicester City took another huge step towards the title. For all that and more, it's our Premier League Review.
Birds Tussle, the East London Derby, and Spurs On Verge of Pulling a Spurs—The Premier League Preview
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Jamie Vardy. Clearly, it's time to preview this weekend's Premier League action.
Olivier Giroud: The Beautiful Emblem for an Underachieving Arsenal
It feels like everything has been turned upside down in the Premier League this season – except, of course, for Arsenal. No one better represents the Gunners' reliable unreliability than Olivier Giroud.
When Arsenal's Match Day Squad Went Global in February 2005
11 years ago this week, a Premier League side named a match day squad without a single domestic player.