This Week in Food Porn: Fried Bread and Falafel

Grab the nettle, fist the melon, chew the rocket, bite the berry: summer has bloomed and the greatest in juice, grain, flesh, and milk is out there and ready to nibble—if you know what you're sniffing for.

Nobody can be expected to rummage through every dish, every dinner, every daikon and hold down a career, so allow us to present the best food photography uploaded to Instagram this week.

Buat kalian pecinta makanan laut. Kalian harus datang @sondoroseafood yang terletak di Jl. Kalimanggis No. 100A, Cibubur, Jakarta. Sondoro seafood aslinya dari medan, resto ini sangat terkenal dengan menu aneka hidangan laut segar yang di masak dengan rempah - rempah ala nusantara yg memberi kemewahan citarasa makasan indonesia dan juga sayuran organik premium yang langsung di petik dari perkebunan sendiri. Resto ini berkonsep semi outdoor dengan suasana saung yang nyaman dan taman yang asri, cocok untuk kalian yang ingin mengadakan acara kantor, arisan, ulangtahun, atau sekedar berkumpul bersama teman atau keluarga. . . . #fresh #seafood #hendyfphotograph #foodphotography #foodstylist #foodporn #foodpornshare #instafollow #dailyfoodfeed #beautifulcuisines #hautecuisines #eatfamous #top_food_of_instagram #tv_stilllife #jakarta #cibubur #kulinerjakarta #vsco #vscofood #sondoroseafood #nusantara #indonesia

A photo posted by Welcome to our F&B Portfolio (@hendy_foodtograph) on Jul 28, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

Just occasionally, you look at a table of seafood and all you see are condoms, clamps, whips, plugs, and a couple of lemons for decoration. No wonder it's considered an aphrodisiac.

brand new recipe for you all in @jamieMagazine - packed with a hero ingredient that not only do great things for your health but taste good too! Summer pea and squid risotto A photo posted by Jamie Oliver (@jamieoliver) on Jul 28, 2016 at 11:06am PDT

Talking of condoms, I remember quite clearly sitting down to a plate of calamari on my first family holiday to Greece and wondering quite why we had all deemed deep fried rubber bands a suitable starter. Perhaps risotto is the answer. If anyone would know it's old rubber lips himself.

Today's homework.. make round parathas! #desibreakfast #paratha #delicious #parathay #foodporn #foodie #igers #yummyinmytummy #breakfastporn #pattaraporn

A photo posted by Shahry (@shahrukh_ejaz98) on Jul 28, 2016 at 10:27pm PDT

What part of the phrase "fried bread" precisely do you have a problem with? Or, to quote the poet Rumi, "Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it."

고기. Korean bbq. #foodstagram #food #meat #instafood #foodporn #foodgasm #foodie #foodpic #eat #foodgram #foodlover #restaurant #california #먹스타그램 #맛스타그램 #먹방 #인스타푸드 #푸드스타그램 #레스토랑 #음식사진 #고기 #엘에이 A photo posted by Jason Pak, California (@jasonpak217) on Jul 28, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

OK, we're going to need to get 14 gram of diamorphine, a respirator, clamps, give me suction, 7mcg of fentanyl, keep up the pressure on the outflow, and get this guy down to theatre stat. We don't have much time.

The moment I ate clouds was the moment I chase the breath of heaven. Food so on point #FoodPorn #dessert

A photo posted by Grace Edmund Beduya Alviar (@gracealvzelmund) on Jul 28, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

What exactly are we looking at here? Is it actually a crown? Is this how we're going to inaugurate the first Queen of Greater Saccharine And All Her Provinces?

Jen's dumps A photo posted by Freddie Janssen (@freddielookatme) on Jul 26, 2016 at 1:12pm PDT

This turquoise is the exact turquoise of my grandparents' garage door, the colour of formica table tops in Hyderabad, the colour of walls in Mexico. It is the only colour off which to serve deep-fried, deeply-friendly dumplings.

And I found a strawberry with a face! #pickyourown #fruitface #strawberry

A photo posted by Rosie Birkett(@rosiefoodie) on Jul 21, 2016 at 11:50pm PDT

Is that a gun in your seed bed or are you just pleased to see me?

$1 FALAFEL SANDWICHES at @georgesgreekgrill TOMORROW (last day)! FOLLOW @georgesgreekgrill to get it! This one's w/ hummus, tzatziki, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, onion, and Sriracha They have locations in West Hollywood & DTLA. #losangeleseats A photo posted by Los Angeles Eats (@losangeles_eats) on Jul 28, 2016 at 9:33pm PDT

Sometimes the meat-free kebab option looks almost X-rated it's so good. Who needs the oily scrapings of a grey rotating leg when you can chow down on a moist pebble of chickpea delicious?

These gooseberries gives me goosebumps ♡ have a beautiful day everyone! #gooseberry #insta180 #krusbär

A photo posted by Malin Poppy Darcy (@poppyloveyou) on Jul 27, 2016 at 11:52pm PDT

Are gooseberries having their moment yet? Like blueberries and pineapple before them? Because they fucking should. Not least because they haven't bothered to wax.

#stirandsmile with my own creation- a BACON WRAPPED GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH stuffed with 5 slices of American cheese, prime rib, and tomato! I made this in a cooking demo competition against @doschinos for the @oc_fair!! #instayum! Thank you @100eats for inviting me to compete! The winner was judged by 3 judges on taste and IG photo. See who won on Snapchat at StirandStyle Sending a special thank you to @dantransform for helping me on stage! Pizza tank top: @peopleschoiceapparel A photo posted by June Quan, Esq. (@stirandstyle) on Jul 28, 2016 at 6:05pm PDT

Um, you might want to get that looked at, hun.