Sometimes a headline just writes itself.This is Sydney Roosters halfback Mitchell Pearce causing a mess at a house party in quite a drunken state. The NRL star was filmed shirtless and wobbling around as a guest in an unnamed woman's home when he apparently pissed himself, and the couch he was sitting on, and then simulated a sex act with her dog. What is it with rugby players and dogs?The video begins with Pearce trying to kiss a woman who blows him off, saying she's a lesbian, but he kisses her anyway. As if that didn't bother her enough, he tried to deflect being rejected by going on a weird tangent about how he'd "fuck that dog, I don't give a fuck. I don't have a sexuality." And then he simulated fucking the dog. He and the rest of his cohorts were then promptly kicked out.Pearce is looking at a $50,000 fine, a six-match ban, and he will reportedly be stripped of his captaincy.[Daily Mail]