I initially wanted to set this video to R Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” because it’s a popular song, and it kind of makes sense (ironically) in the context of failed aspirational dreams. But I changed my mind and decided to do “Exit” instead. Why? Because it is a superior song, and it is objectively hilarious. So enjoy all of these seven missed extra points (the record is 10 in a single week, btw), set to R Kelly’s dulcet tones. You’ve got pret-ty teeth.
(Note: there might be more missed PATs today, but I’m just gonna leave it at this, so as to maintain the integrity of this artwork.)
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