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Watch Fat Mike of NOFX Deck This Fan in the Face

Dude is not down with getting hugged on stage.

by Dan Ozzi
Nov 5 2014, 11:30pm

Imagine, if you will, that you are Fat Mike. You’ve been having neck pain. You’re on stage trying to play some song about dicks and farts and buttholes, and some dude with a bucket hat comes on stage to sing along with your song about dicks and farts and buttholes. You do not want said dude there. Do you A. Stop the show and ask him to leave? B. Have security step in? Or C. Lay him out with a backhand and a swift boot to the face? Obviously Option C is what happened as evidenced in the above video from NOFX’s Sydney show. Something like this has the potential to easily spiral into internet punk-shaming territory but NOFX fans are a special breed and Mike and Alex (the bucket hat dude) already hashed it out via the magic of Twitter. The dude even made it his profile photo...

Mike even agreed to buy Bucket Hat a beer...

So that's that. A relatively happy ending to a story about a kid getting kicked in the face.