Kinky Louis Van Gaal Says Pulling Fellaini's Hair is an Act "Only with Sex Masochism"

Louis Van Gaal, you kinky little devil you. Who knows what goes on between the sheets with that well-coiffed Dutchman? Probably all kinds of freaky stuff. Well, the Manchester United manager may have given us a small window into his personal life as he chastised Leicester center back Robert Huth for pulling on MarouaneFellaini's toadstool-like 'fro, saying that "only with sex masochism, then it is allowed."

Oh man. This is too good. Van Gaal even posited a hypothetical about pulling the reporter's hair—asking him how he'd feel if it happened to him—and generally got a bit worked up about the whole incident. That's when he dropped his sex masochism reference to say that the experience obviously wasn't pleasurable for Fellaini—or, as it sounds with his accent, "sex masochisman." Priceless.

And it was, truth-be-told, a pretty heated exchange. Huth grappled Fellaini around the chest from behind, then Fellaini cocked his elbow back as Huth grabbed his hair and tugged, gently, slowly, then, while Fellaini moaned in agony, he slapped Huth in the face and Huth dropped to his knees… ok, did someone touch the thermostat? It's getting… steamy in here.

Anyway, take a look for yourself:

Though it's unclear whether Van Gaal has experience with this kind of thing, or how he handles himself in the sack, but we certainly know how he lies down. Who knows what other erotic wisdom the man has to offer? Would be a great sex advice columnist—he might want to look into changing jobs.

[h/t Sky Sports]