My dear, sweet God. Look at what this man did to himself. And likely for a goodly heap of money, nonetheless. The Champions League Final is today, and people are hyped. But hyped enough to carve an orgasmic ghoul into the back of your head?! That's going too far.Think about it: whoever cut his hair (maybe his nephew?) was charging him serious bank to get that done. Meanwhile, he's carving it into the back of this dude's head. It's like free money. This dude isn't going to be looking at how bad his haircut is all game—it's not easy to look at the back of your head, for those of you who've tried. I'd be surprised if the barber had the balls to do that hold-up the-mirror-and-spin-you-around thing. Probably just had a bunch of hype men in the 'shop saying "oh yeah, dude. Oh, dude, that looks awesome, dude."Just seen this haircut outside San Siro! pic.twitter.com/be4GkJ0ube
— Phil Kitromilides (@PhilKitro) May 28, 2016
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