Vince Neil (frontman of Motley Crue, for those of you who didn't live through the glitter enema of hair metal) allegedly attacked a woman in a Las Vegas restaurant. That pissed off his pal Nicolas Cage, who decided to yell at Neil, then manfully pull him in close to his Oscar winning chest, and then breathe on him, while softly declaring, "I love you.""I love you," Neil responds, panting; his pink masculine girth pressed sorrowfully against his friend and protector.It's true: there is too much beauty in this world.Neil is currently being brought up on assault charges.