Our Presidents Are Reptilians: A YouTube Oral History
A race of subterranean reptilian humanoids from the constellation Draco have posed as powerful humans to take control of Earth.
In his 1999 book The Biggest Secret, New Age conspiracy theorist David Icke laid out his reptoid hypothesis, which combines a New World Order narrative with a plot out of X-Files: A race of subterranean reptilian humanoids from the constellation Draco have posed as powerful humans to take control of Earth.
While Icke wasn't the first to propose the idea that a subversive alien Illuminati group is controlling the globe, his theory is perhaps the most publicized in recent years, and it hits on every top conspiracy note. As Rational Wiki puts it, Icke is a proponent of a super-duper grand unified conspiracy theory that mixes together just about every conspiracy theory you can think of; this he calls the "Babylonian Brotherhood."
Some have argued that it's a complex allegorical narrative, and his theories have been the subject of scholarly examination. Others have said it's little more than a vehicle for anti-Semitic hatred, as is the case with many NWO conspiracy theories. For example, there's this exchange from a 2001 Guardian article on Icke:
"What is this crap, this metaphorically hidden language?" asked a member of Anti-Racist Action, a visiting scientist from Somalia. "Who is a lizard? It's bullshit. Bullshit! As a human being, you have to use proper language."
"What do these words imply?" I asked him.
"What do you think they imply?" he replied. "Lizards? Reptiles? Cockroaches? Amphibians? They imply hatred. Racist hatred."
Icke has repeatedly denied that his shapeshifter theory is racist. (Regardless of whether you think it is or not, I think we can all agree that having to issue denials about the alleged racism of a reptilian Illuminati conspiracy is a, um, unique position to be in.)
But taken at face value—that shapeshifting alien reptiles have taken over the planet like an alternate They Live plot—and propelled through the conspiracy-fueled echo chamber that is the Internet, the theory has become a meme for the tragicomic absurdity of class- and politically-based power struggles, especially in the US.
Perhaps most famously, Louis CK grilled Donald Rumsfeld in 2011 about whether or not the former Secretary of Defense was in fact a lizard person. But fear of a reptilian takeover has been trumpeted most loudly on YouTube, where video posters and commenters have been shining light on the reptoids' takeover of the White House since the video megasite's inception. What follows is an oral history of the YouTube conspiracy community's years-long fight against our subhuman leaders.
The Reptilian Infiltration Is Ancient
thugonthaglock7, 5 years ago: Humans originate from the lyrae star sytem in the milky way some 500 light years from here. The lyrans were the first humans and very advanced. Until the repitillian invasion the new draconian invaders fought wars with the lyrans and pleaidians and ultimately the draconians won and won earth because they needed it for a special reason. The reptillian mystery has always been with us and if you study religions you find out they all point to the same idea they talk about reptillian "gods".
Bryan Randall, 8 months ago: There's a reason these 'puppet masters' are known as the elite, they can deceive an entire nation and in turn give the illusion that they're are in control, that takes some serious talent!
President George H.W. Bush Has a Suspicious Tongue
Louize Helen, 4 years ago: not sure about bush senior being a reptilian, but he's definitely creepy- isn't clinton supposed to be an illuminati member though also? his eyes look pretty normal in comparison...
oldlanguage, 5 years ago: when you see them in person just look closely, they put a lot of emphasis on the letter S, they cant help getting the tip of the tongue out of the mouth just like a snake, their eyes change, pupils change, skin color turns greenish, and if you get one of them mad you can see them transforming, but they can suppress it - depending on how mad you get them. my advice is if you see these behaviors in a person just annoy the fucker until he\she cracks up.Love and Peace to you all
President Bill Clinton Is an Alien Apparition
Lyss G, 6 months ago: President clinton isnt fukin real! Neither is the royals! What do you think goes on in hollywood?! Theres 5 clever jewish families from the end of the war that has been brainwashing us since the tv came out making us believe they are part of the royals and goverment using prosthetics like they do in the movies! Please watch Dallasgoldbug's channel! Evidence to prove it all!
timfosho, 1 year ago: People denying he looks like hes in a trance. Stop it. He looks like hes completely zoned out, which is understandable for a person as mentally tough as Clinton. Is he under hypnosis? No he is not.
SUZociety, 4 years ago: the reptilians have more control then u think the only way to free ourselves from the Reptilians is to create equal money housing and food for all... this will cause them to lose all power of mind control and cause them to reveal there selves this is where the battle will begin
AND NO ONE NOTICED THE SMOOTHED SKIN, ELF-LIKE FACE? THAT WASN'T BILL CLINTON, IT WAS A CLONE, PROGRAMMED TO TALK AND ACT LIKE HIM! LOOK AT THE SNAKE/REPTILIAN PATTERN ON FACE AND NECK - CHITAURI DNA! ARE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT GULLIBLE? GOD HELP US!
TheBeatnik1000, 10 months ago: Seriously! Im shocked, stunned etc, etc! This is fucking sensational! The US President is not in charge of his own actions! You all are joking about it, but dont you realize what it means? The conspiracy about a "shadow" government run by god knows who, is true? The next thing to discover might as well be that David Icke is right?
Metatrons Cube, 1 year ago: Occult Magicians can hyptonize people. Look at how they have every one hypnotized on the money spell, no matter where your from people want money and "need" money to survive. Money is humanities new God
MaTchBoOkPoEt, 5 years ago: when the camera flashes fucking xrays his head!! wtf let alone his scales behind his ears and under the chin... an easy way to spot some of these possessed scum on tv or on vids like these is one eyes jet black ones normal. and the skin around the ears and neck is allways greenish pre shift. youtube is the sunglasses from They Live
9eazemaker, 3 years ago: thiziz why america iz fkdup, yu keep fighting one another cz yur fkn pussy to fite the real enemy, dnt yu idiotz see, the real enemy iz within, the real enemy iz yurselvezandinbein weak, yu war againzt yur ownfknpublic, yur no better than thoze tryin to eliminate yu, go fk yurselvez
Xander Taylor, 3 years ago: I have read elsewhere that they hate flashes from cameras because of this very thing. It does make one wonder, though, if Bill Clinton wasn't telling the truth when he said he was the first black President. Who knows?
Joshua Roberts, 5 years ago: let me go a step further - by their actions they are in fact yielding or reifying latent carrier wave signatures from the past expressed genetically or at an even more fundamental cell biology level of being. one cannot even rule out the extra dimensional influence argument; however, as to the deliberate channeling and what not of such forces as an agenda shared by elites etc we cannot say and yet we may as well suggest it or more - it matters very little if they do or dont...
mamacordella, 5 years ago: Yes,he is possessed by reptilians, real evil. Reptilians are 4th density with abilities to appear in our 3rd density for very short mo- ments.Like we eat 2nd density animals, cows, chickens etc, so does the 4th density eat us 3rd density.Like we substitute plants to eat, they also eat animals blood.(mutilations)Most abductions never return.Don't ever leave your kids unwatched, plead to Jesus Christ when in danger! He will help.
thugonthaglock7, 5 years ago: Humans on earth are a hybrid race our DNA isnt originally from here. The annunaki which are a hybrid of the draconians came here and started human life for a reason. They taught us how to start a society and become miners for there special need of gold. Until this day the watchers secretly control our society. They have alot to do with the illuminati and the new world order, N.W.O.
On President George W. Bush, Haunted Soul
johnegum53, 3 months ago: I am proud and honoured to be a slave to the illuminati. Im happy,rich and have servants of my own. Id rather have the illuminati rule the world than ANY religious leader. So my little peasants, go on spreading your pathetic lame conspiracy theories. All i can say to you minions is . . . PROOVE IT. We shall rule till we destroy the universe.
Robert NinjaCousins, 6 months ago: Ok so im watching a whole butt load of these right. I don't know about all that shape shifting shit or aliens or whatever the fuck. And surley don't know if they are reptilian eyeballs im seeing. But one fact does remain in this video. His eyes are supposed to be BLUE!!! Wtf are they doing brown? Clearly brown? I see other shit quality vids and can still see blue eyes.. -_- explain that
aintathug, 4 years ago: Look, I'm not saying I fully believe this theory...all I'm going to say is this: Try and fully wrap your head around the idea that growing up, we're trained to IMMEDIATELY reject anything that , in our mind, sounds "ridiculous" or "ludicrous." You feel me? I just think that we need to be more open minded to anything and everything.
President Barack Obama Blinks Weird
anthony garza, 5 months ago: That is the camera light in his eyes Ive seen lots of "reptilian" videos and one thing yall always base it off of is the slit in the eyes and every single one of them is a flash or camera lighting.... yall are retarded get your head out of the clouds focus on your own life..
Porcha Turner, 1 month ago: I don't think it's fake. If you look close there is a lot of things like this going on with people of power and influence. Look for Oprah's satanic moment if you don't believe me. Watch her eyes very closely and make sure to read the comments after.
MrCornishtommy, 5 months ago: Humans have a reptilian part of the brain, it goes back to when we were amphibians, having evolved from fish.Yes, on this planet you are either descended from fish or giant aquatic scorpions. Deal with those facts, get your peanut sized brains around the concept of time measured in billions of years. Shape shifting reptiles? Grow up, fecking pathetic brain dead morons. We already are, in parts, reptile, as are all mammals. We should have burnt the first pilgrims before they left Bristol......
silverbulletgirl29 , 7 months ago: If you did your homework, everyone should know damn well by now that the world was never meant to be ours. It's the Beast's. Aliens are really not your scifi creatures, they're demons is what they really are. Then there is djinn, reptilians, nanotechnology, microchip, robots, terminators, machines, & other evil beings. We are in Revelations start reading the part on the Red Dragon is released & goes to the 4 corners of the earth to destroy mankind w/evil. POLITICS/SYSTEM=SATAN
jthouse51, 5 months ago : I watched this live, never saw this happen...you people are classic, and the sole reason why I come to these videos, so I read your comments. Keep em coming while I crack open another beer *ahhh....
noisecape, 5 years ago: reptilians as such are not real. there are spiritual entities though, humans know very little at all about these things. what many of you refer to as 'reptilians' are the same things that religions have been referring to as 'demons' for a long time. doesnt make them demons. doesnt make them aliens. just makes them something we will probably never understand.
noisecape, 5 years ago: definately shape shifting theory is just wrong. Possession is what happens. These high end politicians and such are members of dark orders, they partake in all sorts of demonology. It only stands to reason that many are possessed, it also helps them to be master-liars and deceptors. As for what DOES the possession...well...it's all just rationalising the unknown. You can say 'demons', or 'reptoids', or 'archons' or whatever else helps you sleep at night. Truth is: we don't understand.
cyberhouserulz, 4 years ago: Give me a break. They need our gold? Ok then why wouldnt they friggin have us all out ther digging for gold all day. If any of this BS was even remotely true we would be enslaved by the far superior race and used to do nothing but get gold. Why the elaborate scheme of creating a world full of art and culture and parks and football games and on and on and on. These things are using their precious resources, so why do they allow them to happen? think about shit you loonies.