What is Ohio State Running Back Ezekiel Elliot Looking At?

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— EzekielElliott#⃣1⃣5⃣ (@EzekielElliott) September 6, 2015

In keeping with VICE Sports time-honored, tri-annual "What Are They Looking At?" series (don't miss Pau Gasol and Barry Zito), we present to you perhaps one of the most perplexing and arousing photos you're likely to see: Ohio State running back Ezekiel Elliot, straight out of the trainer's room.

Here are our guesses as to what Elliot is looking at:

• Justin Timberlake's hit 2006 album, "Future Sex Love Sounds," saying to it softly, confidently, "I was here before you were even a twinkle in Timberlake's eye."
• His soon-to-be alien wife, who ordered him from an Earth Husbands catalogue.
• Whatever large German person who is about to drink him out of his massive beer stein.
• The rest of his body being teleported halfway across the room.
• The year 3030, as he wakes up to actualize Urban Meyer's 1,015-year plan for Ohio State Football.
• A giant, grief-stricken goldfish who keeps saying "I just got him last week" over and over again.
• Walt Disney, in an eternal staring contest.
• Another TV—the two on his cryo chamber weren't enough.
• A very concerned camera man.

In the meantime, since this photo was posted two hours ago, this has already happened:

.@EzekielElliott pic.twitter.com/r99MNJ41yw
— Weather Moose (@WXMoose) September 6, 2015

Charge up, Future Sex Love Elliot.