The Top 10 Pervy Rhymes by Bad Rap Bitches

When it comes to hip hop, women are usually the ones who have to deal with the bullshit sex rhymes spat by men. According to them, we're always taking nuts in our mouths like Payday candy bars. But some of hip hop's baddest bitches can be just as brazen as their male counterparts—if not more so. Whether they've packed a perverted punchline or simply suggested some sick shit, a few female rappers have taken it way past the point of plain ol' kink. Here are ten shameless rhymes from some of the boldest ladies in rap.

Khia – My Neck, My Back (2002)

Most Scandalous Line: So high in the line on green / with a unit on my face, so mean

If you weren't already thinking of this song, then you've probably never heard it. Come on—“then you roll your tongue from the crack up to the front”—Khia's responsible for the most lascivious lady anthem in hip hop. She steps on the scene with a tutorial for fine fellatio, but she gives it the Southern Floridian ghetto treatment. While the hook “lick my pussy and my crack” is as about as recognizable as Akinyele’s “put it in your mouth,” the bars about having a penis on her face outside a club take the cake. Exactly how high do you have to be to think you have a wang on your face and do nothing about it?

Junior M.A.F.I.A. – Get Money Remix (1995)

Most Scandalous Line: Niggas better grab a seat / Grab on your dicks as this bitch gets deep / Deeper than the pussy of a bitch six feet / Stiff dicks feel sweet in this little petite

Although this was Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s biggest hit, with Notorious B.I.G. taking a first crack at it, Lil’ Kim stole the show with her lyrical onslaught. In her verse, Kim fires off at the domineering men around her—*cough, cough* Biggie Smalls—claiming that she's come a long way from smuggling drugs on the Greyhound, then mocks the verse that preceded hers. If that wasn’t enough to make her mark, she also steps to the mic dropping these bars. Taking on the heavy task of letting those suckas know, Lil’ Kim warns us all how deep she’s about to take this verse. Yes, even deeper than the vaginas of six-foot tall women.

Azealia Banks – 212 ft. Lazy Jay (2012)

Most Scandalous Line: Fuck him like you do want to cum / Your gay will get discovered in the two-one-deuce / Cock-a-licking in the water by the blue bayou / Caught the warm goo, in your du-rag too, son? / Nigga, you’re a kool-aid dude / Plus your bitch might lick it, wonder who let you come?

Azealia Banks blazes through this track scorching all the fakes who aren’t from the 212. She snatches other people’s broads, ruining cunts and promising death to those not ready for her arrival to the game. She swiftly spits supercilious gems, but doesn’t shy away from her gully NY roots. In these bars, she apparently outs some guy who lets one off in his du-rag, which his “girlfriend” will clean later with her mouth. Damn. Yeah, if you’re in her vicinity on some fake shit, prepare to ooh-run-run!

LL Cool J – I Shot Ya Remix featuring Foxy Brown (1995)

Most Scandalous Line: Flossin rocks like the size of Fort Knox /Four carats, the ice rocks / pussy bangin like Versace locs pops / Want ta the creep, on the light raw ass cheeks / I'm sexin raw dog without protection, disease infested

These lines, along with the rest of this song, came at a point when hip hop was just moments away from being radio-friendly. The timing is key here because this record, the original, and the remix kept hip hop street. With Keith Murray, Prodigy, and Fat Joe as other featured artists on this album, Foxy Brown added a fiery female flare. While Prodigy middle-fingered the Illuminati and Keith Murray told y’all “commercial niggas to have a Coke and a smile,” Foxy debuted her first feature flossing her ill na na as, well, ill. But how does one’s cho-cha go from being as flashy as Versace shades to infested with disease? I guess the timeline of pussy quality could parallel Foxy’s rap career. Regardless of how it went out though, it wasn’t LL that shot ya – it was Foxy’s hot box!

Young Money – Bedrock (2011)

Most Scandalous Line: Ok I get it, let me think, I guess it’s my turn / maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns

Nicki Minaj could be a little startling, especially when she’s threatening to put her twat on your sideburns. For some guys, going down on a girl can be a challenge because of the smell, the taste, etc. So it takes a real freak to let some chick rub her cooter on some of the more absorbent areas of his face. While it could be very stimulating for a girl to rub against those bristles, I do feel bad for those who have to triple shampoo their pork chops because it got a little out of control.

Lil’ Kim – The Jump Off ft. Swizz Beatz and Mr. Cheeks (2003)

Most Scandalous Line: I got my eye on the guy in the Woolrich coat / Don't he know Queen Bee got the ill deep throat? / Uh! Let me show you what I'm all about / How I make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth

Well, Lil’ Kim’s back, this time bragging about her disturbingly deep throat. Let’s just do the math on this one: the diameter of a Sprite can is 2.63 inches. The average height comes to 4.75 inches. The average mouth opens without strain about 2.16 inches wide. So unless the corners of Queen Bee’s mouth are unhinged, she’s either lying through her silicone lips or her silicone lips gave her supernatural sucking powers.

Trina – Look Back At It ft. Killer Mike (2008)

Most Scandalous Line: Slap it on my face, shove it down my throat / Nigga, where ya blunt? I can make this pussy smoke!

Trina, with a guest verse from Killer Mike, created a song that’s funny, fuckable, and a straight club banger, without sacrificing her hypersexuality. She claims a dominant role in the first verse as a proud “maneater, headhunter.” Any guy stepping to her better be ready for her blunt-smoking vagina. Pussy muscles are strong, yes, but Trina lets you know that hers are strong enough to smoke your shit. After all that pussy supremacy, you should probably go make it a sandwich.

Gucci Mane – Freaky Girl Remix ft. Nicki Minaj (2007)

Most Scandalous Line: Umm, lemme think, what could I do to kick it off? / How ‘bout I cum all on your dick and then I lick it off?

This is a throwback to Nicki Minaj’s pre-Young Money days, back when DJ Holiday, Gucci Mane, and the rest of the streets were obsessed with her outrageous kickers. While these days her wildest feature tends to be her hair, Nicki’s fans can always reminisce about the best of bad Barbie’s filthy rhymes, like this one. “Freaky Girl” was already pretty raunchy thanks to Gucci’s lyrical sexploration, but I’m sure he wasn’t expecting Nicki to cum on a cock and slurp it off before her verse has barely gotten started.

Salt-N-Pepa – Shoop (1994)

Most Scandalous Line: A hoe? No, that don’t make me / See what I want and slip slide to it swiftly / Felt it in my hips, so I dipped back to my bag of tricks / then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks on him / Lick him like a lollipop should be licked / Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit

A lady’s mind can reach some dirty depths, as Salt-N-Pepa so outspokenly confirm. Pepa is stuck on a bowlegged hottie and lets her thoughts tread the dark side—using a ton of sexy slang for double entendres. From slip sliding to flipping for a tip, she was really digging him and ready for the “Shoop.” In the era before Urban Dictionary, decoding her dual lyrics could prove a nasty task, maybe even nastier than the meanings themselves.

Iggy Azalea – PU$$Y (2012)

Most Scandalous Line: I’m nasty, baby what you thinking? / AKA Titanic, so much wet’ll have yo ass sinking / Keep that tongue like a bullet / gimme head, Abe Lincoln / This is so out this world, but no, you not dreaming”

This chick’s song dives so deep into the cat that T.I. might wanna reconsider his latest move for Grand Hustle. She begins by bragging about how guys will drown amongst her moisture, but takes a lethal turn with a subliminal punch about the assassination of a historic president. Iggy Azalea is definitely the boldest of the bunch, particularly with her video. Besides the little boy who often mouths her explicit lyrics, the video also features scenes from the Youtube classic “Kittens, Inspired By Kittens,” which inspires us to fawn over pussies even more.

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