Earlier in the week, a fun video of a marble race with accompanying play-by-play got passed around the internet and for good reason: it was weirdly mesmerizing and delightful. The marbles raced through an intricate track that must have been carved on a sloping beach somewhere and the man calling the action was really into it. If you've got five minutes to spare, spend it watching Marble Rally 2015. You'll enjoy yourself.After that fun, come back here and punish yourself by listening to this poor guy hack his way through his ABC News update about this race for ESPN Radio's Mike and Mike in New York this morning. I don't know what was going on, but our man was struggling to get through a fairly basic update on the who, what, where, and why of the marble race. It's one of the most awkward things I've heard in a while.h/t Deadspin