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This is how I'm going to manifest
Your death
When I'm high on crystal methAnd of course, no Marshall Mathers–esque murder fantasy is complete without a healthy dose of victim blaming:You're the one that's turned me in
To this assassin
That's now rappin'
About what is going to happen
If you don't let me see my kid"You should be rightly ashamed," Judge Chris Cleaveley told the defendant. Of his crimes, sure, but more so of his quote-unquote rap career.Goddard will serve 30 days for the threats, and one day each for failing to report for probation and holding four grams of meth in 2015. He'll also serve a six-month probation, including some counseling.Even Goddard's defense lawyer Renzo Caron admitted his client seriously failed to bite early 2000 Eminem's style. "Any artistic motive was inappropriate," he told Kamloops This Week.Follow Sarah on Twitter.