April Fools: the day of magical, altered realities—where topsy gets turvy and things may not always be what they seeeeeem. But let's be real: It's the goddamn worst. After wading endlessly through Sports Twitter PR "jokes," I discovered that perhaps the only thing you can take solace in today is this delightful video of a Denny's Pancake getting violated sexually and physically during the NCAA slam dunk contest. It is very real. Very, very real.johntelich8: When commercial mascots are abused on national tv. #Colleg… ESPN College Slam … https://t.co/tASsBrJZxc pic.twitter.com/FAspAJQW6x
— FanSportsClips (@FanSportsClips) April 1, 2016
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