People have opinions about LaVar Ball, which sets him apart from the parents of just about every other star player in college basketball and surely is at least part of the reason why he acts the way he does. You are by now familiar with how LaVar Ball acts, which is basically like someone who, in every waking moment, is on First Take and in the middle of a heated semi-argument with Stephen A. Smith. It seems safe to assume that LaVar is also like this at Jack in the Box, or at the dentist's office, or in quiet moments at home with loved ones.
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Ball is a weird pick-up player, in short, but also a very particular kind of weird pick-up player. Playing basketball against strangers is a great way to be exposed to the weird multiplicity of humanity, or at least the part of humanity that's into playing basketball against strangers. If you have played much of this kind of basketball, you have played with someone like LaVar Ball—a big dude who is maybe skilled or maybe not, but who plays with the low-intensity/high-confidence vibe of Shaquille O'Neal circa his Cleveland Cavaliers or Boston Celtics years. More often than you would think, when you encounter him in a pickup game, this man is somehow wearing boots, or jeans, or both; in this case he's No. 8, in red. This man will demand the ball. This man believes, at a level that cannot and will not be disrupted by any of the evidence around him—evidence he creates himself!—that he is the best player on the floor. This man is sure that he's a star.This unshakeable and non-negotiable confidence is a big part of what the people who don't like LaVar Ball dislike about him, and also a big part of why he makes for such entertaining (if one-note) television. Ball is argumentative and proud and sure of himself and also sure of many other things in the way that TV Sports People are, and it works well, as far as it goes. Ball is a role player in the doofy discourse of TV sports, and an effective one, but he is effective and entertaining precisely because he believes himself to be a star. Because of this, we can assume that sports television will continue to be LaVar Ball's barbershop for, well, it's hard to say when it's going to stop, actually. Given that two more of Ball's sons are going to be playing at UCLA, and given that Ball is still so compellingly weird, we'll likely have plenty of time to keep figuring it out.Was LaVar Ball trying to throw an alley-oop to himself here? — Dime on UPROXX (@DimeUPROXX)March 27, 2017